Kicked Down the Stairs

Why aren't I looking for a job right now?
~ Sunday, August 31 ~
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sexy-fruit:

THIS

sexy-fruit:

THIS


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toferjv:

this gets funnier every time i watch it

This is me.

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brownglucose:

Me as a mother


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sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.


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I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

To be more exact, that’s a hen. Which is the female. This is likely not his first encounter with her. My grandpa had chickens and hens, and if you visit them frequently like this they develop affection to you. I would know, because I sat in the chicken coop alot. The hens get a small maternal kick, and come to cuddle you because she wants to keep you warm, like she would do with her chicks. This means the boy has spent alot of time with her, and that just makes it more heart warming.

My mom had an affectionate hen as a pet as a child, very common practice then. And one year the Communist Party sent in a squad of public health officers to slaughter all farm animals within the city limits. They killed her hen and left them the carcass for dinner.

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dickpunch69:

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION

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