Kicked Down the Stairs

Why aren't I looking for a job right now?
~ Tuesday, July 29 ~
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svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them


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(Source: pushthemovement)


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ratchetmessreturns:

The fuck these people talking about? America needs a better education system.

Oh god fucking damn it


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videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

(Source: wdbj7.com)


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~ Monday, July 28 ~
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donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

Not enough meat on squirrels tho

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

Not enough meat on squirrels tho


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  • Mother: *sings along to the radio* Who dat who dat? I-g-g-y~
  • Baby: b...b-...
  • Mother: *stops*...Your first words!
  • Baby: B-B...
  • Mother: C'mon sweetie, you c--
  • Baby: BE QUIET TIFFANY
  • Mother: W-...W-
  • Baby: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU
  • Mother: I-I--
  • Baby: YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH BUT I AM NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN
  • Mother: ...
  • Baby: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF

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someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

Why are you guys in my head.

(Source: tinysteve)


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spagheteen:

if ur name is on a coke bottle ur parents are basic and lacking in creativity


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~ Sunday, July 27 ~
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nintendontdodrugs:

here, have hank hill singing turn down for what.

what has the MTV done to you, Hank?


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alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

welp, I say impeach. 


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